One of the few things in life where guys take longer.

For some reason, 16 and 17 year old males.  They make an average of under 2 calls a day, while every other group is over.  Women in their 40s call the most.

Sorry it doesn’t help you stay young, it just helps you come across as young.  The younger you are the more emojis you use.  Guys or girls, doesn’t matter. 

Fellas if you want to show some love, it’s ok to use an emoji.  Even if you’re in your early 20s.  You’re still manly in our book. 

If you’re gonna take 2 hours, at least put some effort into it.